Our Menu
Appetizers
Chips & Salsa
$4.49
Your choice of salsa: Fire Roasted Salsa or Green Tomatillo
Chips & Homemade Guacamole
$4.99
Chips & Queso
$11.49
Queso, topped with Jalapeños, Cilantro & Peppadew Peppers | Comes with a free refill of chips
Breadsticks with Marinara
$5.99
Borrachos Nachos
$7.49/Half
$14.99/Full
Loaded with mozzarella & a hint of cheddar cheese, topped with Italian sausage, pepperoncini peppers, red onion & pepperoni, topped off with a drizzle of balsamic glaze
Bavarian Pretzel & Brown Mustard OR Queso
$8.99
Large Bavarian Pretzel, lightly dusted with salt and a side Brown Mustard and/or Queso
Salads
House Salad
$8.99
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Spring mix and Romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, shredded mozzarella, sliced cucumbers | Dressing choices: The Best F@*’ing Buttermilk Ranch, Blue Cheese, Oil/Vinegar
Seasonal Salad
$8.99
Spring mix and Romaine lettuce, walnuts, dried cranberries, goat cheese, balsamic drizzle
The Olive Oyl Salad
$8.99
Baby spinach, dried cranberries, gorgonzola, toasted sesame seeds, poppy seeds balsamic drizzle with a side of oil & vinegar dressing
Caprese Salad
$8.49
Sliced tomatoes, mozzarella, fresh basil, garlic oil, balsamic drizzle
Side Salad
$1.99
Spring & Romaine lettuce mix, cherry tomatoes and sliced cucumbers I Dressing Choices: The Best F@*’ing Buttermilk Ranch, Blue Cheese, Oil/Vinegar
Dough is Made Fresh Daily
The Crust
Choose Your Crust and Size
The Crust First
Choose Your Crust / Size First
Neapolitan Crust
Neapolitan Style Crust A nod to the traditional Neapolitan style from Naples, this pizza is a 12″ thin, crispy crust. Feeds 1-2 people
Sicilian Crust
Defined by its thicker, lighter crust, rectangular shape with a pan seared bottom, 12" x 17"
Feeds 2-6 People
LIMITED Quantity Available
Personal Pizza
8" Personal Neapolitan Crust
Specialty Pizzas
Choose one built just for you! When ordering a half-and-half specialty pizza (I.E. half Margherita, half monarch) the cost is $18.99 for a Neapolitan and $36.49 for a Sicilian.
The Blutos Lament
$14.99/+
Neapolitan Crust $14.99 / Sicilian Crust $31.49 | Garlic oil base, Baby spinach, Shredded mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Walnuts, Fennel Sausage
The Pizza Calda
$14.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $14.49 / Sicilian Crust $30.99 | Fresh Pizza sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Mushrooms, Hot oil, Arugula
The Crab Cheese Wonton Pizza
$18.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $18.49 / Sicilian Crust $36.99 |This Crab Rangoon Pizza will amaze even the most skeptical of connoisseurs. Beginning with a drizzle of our house made garlic oil, diced mozzarella, & chunks of cream cheese & crab, we bake until the cream cheese starts to melt. Then we top the pizza with diced green onion, crispy wonton strips and, the piece de resistance, a distinctive slightly sweet chili sauce drizzled on top. You’re welcome.
The Diablo
$14.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $14.49 / Sicilian Crust $30.99 | Fresh Pizza sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Soppressata piccante (Italian dry-cured salami), Red pepper flakes, Hot oil, Oregano, Arugula, Parmesan dusting
The Grater
$15.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $15.49 / Sicilian Crust $32.99 | Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Soppressata piccante (Italian dry-cured salami), Olive oil, Arugula, Prosciutto, Parmesan Regiano
The Jalapeño Popper
$18.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $18.49 / Sicilian Crust $36.99 | Pizza Sauce, diced mozzarella, jalapeños, bacon, cream cheese
The Margherita
$12.99/+
Neapolitan Crust $12.99 / Sicilian Crust $29.49 | Classic San Marzano tomato sauce, Thick mozzarella chunks, Olive Oil, Fresh basil, Parmesan Dusting
The Meaty Choice
$15.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $15.49 / Sicilian Crust $31.99 | Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Italian sausage, Oregano, Garlic oil
The Molto Carne
$14.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $14.49 / Sicilian Crust $30.99 | Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Italian sausage, Kalamata olives
The Monarch
$14.99
Neapolitan Crust $14.99 / Sicilian Crust $31.49 | Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Dales’ Wild West Italian sausage, Mushrooms, Peppadew peppers, Kalamata olives
The Zesty Meatz-zza
$15.49/+
Neapolitan Crust $15.49 / Sicilian Crust $31.99 | San Marzano sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Dales’ Wild West Italian sausage, Dale’s Wild West fennel sausage, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Pepperoncini peppers, parmesan dusting, Hot pepper flakes, Hot oil
Monthly Specials
These Specials are on Neapolitan Crust Only
Fire and Smoke Neapolitan Pizza
$18.99
Made w/ a Sirracha and pizza sauce mix, a Smoke Diced Mozzarrella, Sauteed Red Onions, Calabrese Peppers and Italian Sausage - It's a Hot One!
Build Your Own Toppings
Neapolitans Start at $12.99 / Sicilians Start at $28.49 / Prices Range from $0.50 - $3
Arugula
Baby Spinach
Bacon
Banana Peppers
Cheese
Cherry Tomatoes
Cream Cheese
Fennel Sausage
Fresh Basil
Goat Cheese
Gorgonzola
Jalapeños
Kalamata Olives
Mushrooms
Oregano
Parmigiano Reggiano
Peppadew Peppers
Pepperoni
Proscuitto
Red Onions
Soppressata Piccante
Walnuts
Sandwiches
Comes with Zaps Voodoo or Salt & Vinegar Chips. Add a Side Salad for $1.99
Best Reuben In Brighton
$9.99/Full
Full Size Only | House-made rye bread, Dales’ Wild West sliced pastrami, swiss cheese, house-fermented sauerkraut & spicy ranch

Hot Cappicola
$6.99/Half
$9.99/Full
Ham with a Little Kick of served with lettuce, tomato, provolone & ranch drizzle
Meatball & Provolone
$6.99/Half
$9.99/Full
Made with Dale's Wild West Meat, this one is a little spicy. Served with Provolone and Marinara Sauce
Buffalo Chicken
$6.99/Half
$9.99/Full
Dale's Wild West Chicken, marinated in buffalo sauce. Sliced and served with lettuce, tomato, provolone & spicy ranch
Dessert
Feeds Up To Two People

Smore's Pizza
$8.99
With our Sicilian Style Crust, we add Nutella, Crushed Graham Crackers and Marshmallows, Bake it for 5 Minutes and Drizzle Chocolate over the top! Add some Walnuts if you would like