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Beers brewed on-site, Local Spirits, Local Wines, Local Meats and pizza dough made every day

Served:
Mon - CLOSED //
Tue, Wed, Thur - 3pm - 9:00 pm //
Fri, Sat - 11:00 am - 9:00 pm //
Sun - 11:00 am - 8:00 pm




































APPETIZERS
Welcome to the Appetizer Amphitheater, where punk meets your palate in a wild and rebellious culinary showdown! Our kitchen has cranked up the amps and unleashed a mosh pit of flavors that'll make your taste buds stage-dive with excitement. From spicy bites that pack a punch to snacks that scream "Anarchy in Your Mouth," we've got it all.
So, grab a cold brew, turn up the volume, and let's dive into this appetizer adventure!Chips & Salsa
Enjoy Corn Tortilla Chips with our Housemade Salsa!
$3.99
Vegetarian
Vegan

Chips & Homemade Guacamole
Corn Tortilla Chips w/ Housemade Guacamole
$5.25
Vegetarian
Vegan

Chips & Queso
Queso, topped with Jalapeños, Cilantro & Peppadew Peppers | Comes with a free refill of chips
$12.25
Vegetarian

Breadsticks with Marinara
Using our Sicilian crust, we cut it up into 4 pieces, Bake them and drizzle them with Parmesan. Comes with a side of marinara to rock your taste buds.
$6.99
Vegetarian

Borrachos Nachos
Loaded with mozzarella & a dash of cheddar cheese, topped with Italian sausage, Banana Peppers, Red Onion & pepperoni, and topped off w/ a Drizzle of Balsamic Glaze.
Price Shown is for a Full Order. Half Order is available for $10.99
$17.99

Bavarian Pretzel
Large Bavarian Pretzel, lightly dusted with salt and a side Brown Mustard and/or Queso
*Getting both choices of sauce adds a $3 up charge
$11.99

Deez Garlic Cheezy Knotz
Enjoy Shredded Mozzarella, Roasted Garlic, Cream Cheese all wrapped up in our pizza dough, cut up and topped with Garlic Oil and parmesan cheese and choose between Ranch or Marinara to dip them in!
$10.99

SALADS
Choose from one of our awesome salads. Plenty of deliciousness to enjoy for all!House Salad
Spring mix and Romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, shredded mozzarella, sliced cucumbers.
Can be made Vegan upon request.
$9.45
Vegetarian
Dressing Options
Best F&*$#^ Ranch
Blue Cheese
Oil/Vinegar

Seasonal Salad
Spring mix and Romaine lettuce, walnuts, dried cranberries, goat cheese, balsamic drizzle.
Can be made Vegan upon request.
$9.45
Vegetarian

The Olive Oyl Salad
Baby spinach, dried cranberries, gorgonzola, toasted sesame seeds, poppy seeds balsamic drizzle with a side of oil & vinegar dressing.
Can be made Vegan upon request.
$9.99
Vegetarian

Caprese Salad
Sliced tomatoes, mozzarella, fresh basil, garlic oil, balsamic drizzle.
$9.99
Vegetarian

Side Salad
Spring & Romaine lettuce mix, cherry tomatoes and sliced cucumbers.
$2.99
Vegetarian
Vegan
Dressing Options
Best F&*$#^ Ranch
Blue Cheese
Oil/Vinegar


HANDMADE ARTESIAN SPECIALTY PIZZAS
CHOOSE YOUR CRUST:
NEAPOLITAN STYLE CRUST • A nod to the traditional Neapolitan style from Naples, this pizza is a 12″ thin, crispy crust. Feeds 1-2 people. // SICILIAN CRUST • Defined by its thicker, lighter crust, rectangular shape with a pan seared bottom, 12" x 17" Feeds 2-6 People LIMITED Quantity Available. // PERSONAL NEAPOLITAN PIZZA • 8" Neapolitan // GLUTEN FREE CAULIFLOWER CRUST NOW AVAILABLE ($3 ADDED)The Blutos Lament
Garlic oil base, Baby spinach, Shredded mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Walnuts, Fennel Sausage.
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered.
$15.75

The Pizza Calda
Fresh Pizza sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Mushrooms, Hot oil, Arugula
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$15.25

The Crab Cheese Wonton Pizza
Our Crab Cheese Wonton Pizza is the only of its kind in our area and will amaze even the most skeptical of connoisseurs. Beginning with a drizzle of our house made garlic oil, diced mozzarella, & chunks of cream cheese & crab, we bake until the cream cheese starts to melt. Then we top the pizza with diced green onion, crispy wonton strips and, the piece de resistance, a distinctive slightly sweet chili sauce drizzled on top. You’re welcome.
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

The Diablo
Fresh Pizza sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Soppressata piccante (Italian dry-cured salami), Red pepper flakes, Hot oil, Oregano, Arugula, Parmesan dusting
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$17.99

The Grater
Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Soppressata piccante (Italian dry-cured salami), Olive oil, Arugula, Prosciutto, Parmesan Regiano
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$17.99

The Jalapeño Popper
Pizza Sauce, diced mozzarella, jalapeños, bacon, cream cheese
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

Killer Bee
Pizza sauce, mozzarella, BIG pepperoni, peppadew peppers, jalapeños, red pepper flakes. Topped w/ Hot Honey Drizzle
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Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

The Margherita
Classic San Marzano tomato sauce, Thick mozzarella chunks, Olive Oil, Fresh basil, Parmesan Dusting
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$14.99

The Med
Garlic Oil Base, Spinach, Diced Mozzarella, Roasted Garlic, Cherry Tomatoes, Artichoke Hearts, topped off with Feta Cheese and Fresh Dill
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

The Meaty Choice
Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Italian sausage, Oregano, Garlic oil
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

The Molto Carne
Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Italian sausage, Kalamata olives
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$14.70

The Monarch
Fresh Pizza Sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Dales’ Wild West Italian sausage, Mushrooms, Peppadew peppers, Kalamata olives
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$15.75

The Zesty Meatz-zza
Marzano sauce, Shredded mozzarella, Dales’ Wild West Italian sausage, Dale’s Wild West fennel sausage, Sliced pepperoni in natural casing, Pepperoncini peppers, parmesan dusting, Hot pepper flakes, Hot oil
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$19.95

Make Your Own Pizza
PICK YOUR TOPPINGS // Prices Range from .50-$3
Price is for the 12" Round Neapolitan Thin Crust.
Prices will vary based on Size/Crust Ordered
$14.70
Vegetarian
Vegan


SANDWICHES
Welcome to the punkwich revolution, where your taste buds become mosh pits of flavor and every bite is an anarchic adventure! Our sandwiches aren't just sandwiches; they're punk anthems of culinary rebellion. Get ready to rock your hunger with these bold, flavor-packed creations that'll leave your taste buds screaming for an encore.
Comes with Zaps Voodoo or Salt & Vinegar Chips. Add a Side Salad for $1.99Best Reuben In Brighton
Full Size Only | House-made rye bread, Dales’ Wild West sliced pastrami, Swiss cheese, house-fermented sauerkraut & spicy ranch// Choose from a bag of Salt & Vinegar, or Zap Voodoo Chips OR Add a Side Salad for an additional $2.99
$10.50
Mild

Hot Cappicola
Hot Cappicola is a spicy ham, served on our Housemade Bread w/ tomato, lettuce and our Best F&*$#^ Ranch//Choose from a bag of Salt & Vinegar, or Zap Voodoo Chips OR Add a Side Salad for an additional $2.99
Price is for a Full Sandwich. A Half Size is Available for $7.35
$10.50

Meatball & Provolone
Made with Dale's Wild West Meat, this one is a little spicy. Served with Provolone and Marinara Sauce//Choose from a bag of Salt & Vinegar, or Zap Voodoo Chips OR Add a Side Salad for an additional $2.99
Price is for a Full Sandwich. A Half Size is Available for $7.35
Buffalo Chicken
Housemade bread, breaded chicken tossed in buffalo sauce w/ lettuce, tomato, gorgonzola and spicy ranch. //Choose from a bag of Salt & Vinegar, or Zap Voodoo Chips OR Add a Side Salad for an additional $2.99
$12.99


DESSERT
Feeds Up To Two PeopleSmore's Pizza
With our Sicilian Style Crust, we add Nutella, Crushed Graham Crackers and Marshmallows, Bake it for 5 Minutes and Drizzle Chocolate over the top! Add some Walnuts if you would like.
$9.45
Vegetarian

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